Gates

Dear President Trump,

On the cusp of Memorial Day weekend I am making a request for myself and (I'm willing to bet) millions of other citizens.  We plan on spending our weekend remembering lost loved ones, spending time with family and friends and trying to relax from our everyday lives.  Could you please do us all a favor and take a vacation?  Normally it bothers me that you are profiting by staying at your properties but I'm willing to overlook that argument this weekend.  Your constant news churn has simply worn most of us out.  Take a vacation and do some golfing and please ignore twitter for a week.  The country will love you for it.

We have reeled from 'gate' to 'gate' these last 18 months.  We started with the my-phones-were-tapped-gate and subsequently have been through unmasking-gate, release-the-memo-gate, spy-gate and who can forget the never ending and all encompassing no-collusion (aka) witch-hunt-gate?  All of this gate swinging has simply exhausted everyone.  

Mr. President, if you're innocent and have done nothing wrong, why all the gates?  All of our intelligence agencies have stated that Russia interfered in our elections.  Let Mr. Mueller do his job.  Don't you want to ensure election integrity going forward?  Don't you want to make sure that you were not taken advantage of by someone on your election team?

Do us all a favor and take a vacation.  It would be great if you also took Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti with you.  Everyone on both sides are sick to death of hearing from both of them as well.  Thanks for your help on this matter and enjoy your golf game.

Sincerely, 
Midwest Moderate